Random starters!

asksforroleplayers:

Send one:

  • “Did you hear that?“
  • “Want some gum?”
  • “Dude, you haven’t lost your phone … you’re talking to me on it.“
  • “Why are you going out in your pajamas?!“
  • “Since when do you have a dog?“
  • “So guess what I did last night!“
  • “Look at what I found!“
  • “Stop throwing onions at me!”
  • “Ok, listen. We’ll calm down, stop panicking and handle it like adults. And by that I mean we’ll call our parents.”
  • “Can you use shower gel instead of shampoo?”
  • “Call me when you get this message, we need to talk.”
  • “No, having an anthill in my bedroom is NOT the lesser of two evils.”
  • “l don’t want to explain what happened, all you have to know is that I need to take a shower asap and that I can never go to Burger King ever again.”
  • “Sorry, am I interrupting something?“
  • “Come on, it’s not like it’s gonna kill you!“
  • “Why is there BBQ sauce on your bed!?”
  • “My place, pizza, ice cream, and a movie. How does it sound?“
  • “So I saw this very weird photo of you on the Internet…“
  • “You’ll never guess what I heard!“
  • “Do you have butter? It’s like, really important.“
Nov 25 23:44 ( ♥ 599 )
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